The wish Game

Here's how you play. First off, I'll make a wish. The person below me, screws up my wish, then makes a wish. And it goes on and on and on. Here's how it works. Lets saw person 1# Wishes for a kitten. The person below them grants it, but screws it up, like its a dead kitten, then makes a wish them selves. So start! I wish for pudding :3

Your wish is granted!

Someone gives you pudding; it turns out the cup is empty! (What a twist! >;])

I wish for a million dollars.

Granted, but you spend it all on crack

I wish for a kitten

Granted, but it has multiple diseases and only has 1 week to live.

I wish for NOTHING! >: }

Granted, but I gave you a penny

I wish for a young boy scout's virginity

Granted But It He has HIV

I Wish That everyone likes mayo :S

Granted, but they only eat it once every ten years. =D

I wish for a cup of soup.

Granted, but theres a fly in it

I wish for a new computer

Granted but the system is fried

I wish for dolphin

Wish granted, but I ate it

I wish for my school to burn down

Wish granted, but now u have to go to a new one

I wish for the ability to do anything I want

Granted, but I made you emo, so you wanted to die.

I wish for super powers

Granted, i gave you the super power to fly but you flew into a plane

i wish for a creamcheese bagle.

granted, but it isn't cream cheese

I wish for a bottle of water

Granted, bottle filled with lake ontario water

i wish i had a 12 foot cookie

OH GOD, LAKE ONTARIO WATER *dies* Granted, but it squisheded you.

I wish for sonic the hedgehog

Granted but he had herpes

i wish for the devil's pichfork

Granted, but I shoved it up somewhere painful *Cough cough your anus cough cough*

I wish for infinite pudding